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On sleeping before wedlock.
You see what happens when you readily accept to spread your legs before wedlock (if you are a girl) and if you gladly take a female to bed (if you are a boy).
FAQs:
Qs. Your above theory is plain bullshit ! This wedlock system etc. has been made by the society – its man made – God never
made such rules – he made us ‘free’ – its us humans who have made several rules
and regulations and we are getting tied down further more ! We are free and we
will do whatever we feel like ! its our body – whether we ‘do the needful’
after getting sanctioned by a couple of society mongrels or we do it when we
feel the urge - is completely our business – no one has the right to say or
make rules ! Why should I follow anything man – made anyways huh!?
Ans. Very well then – take of your clothes, leave your mobile, take off your watch, leave behind your laptop….and when you take
off the clothes – do not forget to take off your undergarments as well – you
must loiter ‘completely nude’ – for all these things are man made and the ones
you just addressed as ‘society mongrels’ are the very ones who have provided
you will all these. And of course no burgers, bread or cheese …I am sorry you
have to survive on fruits – that is provided by nature – and mind you not the
fruit from some orchard managed by men – for they are hybrids and are made to
taste better by the Scientists and given manure and water by the Gardener – you
can try your luck in some nearby forest – where some fruit tree has come up on
its own ! and if you want to cook something – then better search for those
stones – which get lit by hitting against each other …..and of course make a
boomerang or something and hunt for wild animals – so that you can cook
something for yourself. Take your girlfriend who believes in leading your kind
of a flamboyant lifestyle – she can be completely nude as well – and you can
‘do the needful’ whenever you feel like – no time wasted in taking off the
clothes as well !
Collect some twigs and dry grass in order to make a hut – otherwise animals might just eat you two up and you will not be able to ‘do the needful’ anymore…the reason of your birth.
Qs. Why should I do all this – I pay for all these things – its not given to me for free !
Ans. Ouch ! you actually work for a man ! how come !! Is it not below your dignity to work under a man – and not God himself ? God
never made any such offices etc. He made us free – as you yourself suggested !
So why work for a couple of pieces of green paper and copper coins!? You are
wasting your life collecting man-made things ! shoo…go away to some remote
forest and enjoy life with a couple of girlfriends!
Qs. The Western world is technologically very sound – better than India – they lead a free life….no rules like we have
regarding ‘sex’ etc…the women dress up anyway they like – no one points fingers
at them – we should follow their footsteps if we want to progress….
Ans. Huh!? You are asking the Great Grandfather to learn the facts of life from his great grand child !? That is ridiculous really
– the Western world was born right in front of our eyes – they are in their ‘teething
phase’ – in fact its our responsibility to hold their little hands and lead
them towards good health and true prosperity….
And dear one , what you are suggesting about ‘free sex’ and trying out different postures and be shamelessly public about it …well- we have
already done it – visit Khajurao Temples and so many other Indian Museums and
palaces – you’ll see elaborate ‘sex postures’ ….then there was this Vatsayayan
– who wrote Kamasutra – probably all possible sexual postures have been elaborated
– with pictures /sketches and illustrations etc. – so you see we been there and
done it – now we have to rise above the animal propensity – become more sublime
– more subtle – know our roots – our origin – in fact even such knowledge has
been covered in Patanjali and Yoga Sutras ….all done in India some 14,000 years
ago !!
So dear one – how can you suggest that Indians should follow the West – the west should follow us if they really want to know the true
meaning of life. Those parents are called unsuccessful if they have to unlearn
things and learn fresh from their child ! Remember that if we are enjoying
electricity today – its because our ancestors worked for it /on it to get this
comfort to the mass ….similarly every thing that brings us comfort today is
because of the good things that our ancestors worked on …and whatever
discomfort we have today is also due to the mistake of our ancestors –trial and
error process - our duty should be to filter the good and the bad and proceed
towards a brighter life. Lets not be thankless and heartless and disregard our
culture – our roots ! Be a Param Hansa ( The Royal Swan!).
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